Justin and Griffin McElroy’s Best Polygon Game Overviews

kelofthesea:

[not “best” in terms of giving good game overviews, “best” in terms of McElroy hilarity]

Who’s Your Daddy? - it’s a game where one player is a baby trying to kill themselves by drinking bleach, drowning in bathtubs, etc. while the dad tries to baby proof the house and keep the baby alive. hilarity ensues.

I Expect You To Die - Griffin is a little tipsy and he makes Justin tell him how to play the game, while occasionally actively working against him (Justin is frustrated and charmed by turns).

Car Mechanic Simulator 2015 - Griffin tries to do some car maintenance with Justin on commentary. Griffin doesn’t know how cars work and after a while they stop caring about repairing the cars and it becomes a small mob operation? it’s very fun.

American Truck Simulator - Griffin is bad at being a truck driver. the way they play this one reminds me of monster factory. “Wow, it only costs you $250 to drive the wrong way down the highway! I think for that kind of thrill it’s a-worth it!”

Rust - Griffin and Justin wander around Rust and have some great interactions with other people in the game

Girl’s Club - Griffin is very distressed by the game’s sexism, Justin has a great time picking his dream dates, and dream boys.

Catlateral Damage - this one…is a trip. it’s 23 minutes long and over the course of the video Justin realizes that Griffin is attempting to hold him hostage by refusing to end the video and it becomes a wild battle of wills.

Spooky’s House of Jumpscares - Justin isn’t in this one, but you get to hear Griffin get a little spooked. it involves scared laughter and many distressed “alright. so- alright”s

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walkerfucker:

if i was a cryptid i’d just be a guy in a multiple-floor office building who gets on the elevator with everyone else, but i’d never get off on any floors. people would only see me enter, never leave. occasionally i will ask abstract and paradoxical questions that makes people question reality. when they try to describe the “weird guy in the elevator this morning” they can’t seem to remember what I look like. my face is blurry on all the security footage.

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just when you thought it was safe to go into the ocean

lustyloveylady:

buttcanine:

saltdust-crusader:

zingoogniz:

loloman23:

poptartconnoisseur:

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it is safe. he is our protector

Poseidon trembles before him

damp souls

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@flameofthegrave

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pondwitch:

Make Elder Scrolls Weird And Upsetting And Visually Hard To Parse Again

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big-boss-official:

finally, the truth behind walldog is revealed

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tonyabbot:

hidinganomalies:

“Soppy” - Illustrtation by Philippa Rice

@tumblingtubbies
me in the bed one

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sketchshark:
“Someday, son.
”

sketchshark:

Someday, son.

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devipotato:

devipotato:

devipotato:

i’m watching a sports

the sports did good

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fuck dude it sure did

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nogfhaver:
“ burgerwizard:
“ absolute precision
”
trust no one, not even no one
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nogfhaver:

burgerwizard:

absolute precision

trust no one, not even no one

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